Down by the RV (inspired by elves singing in LOTR)

Tra la la lally
down by the RV
the wind is so windy
the doors slam ~kabloomy
Dee die do diddly
everyone's face so frowny
the teacher's so sucky
and the paper's a teasy
Tra la la lally
down by the RV

Fee fie fo phooey
there in the audi
the kiddies so clappy
the MC so snappy
the VP so crappy
the talks are not peppy
makes us want some candy

Tree trilly trally
the books are so trashy
the ppt so funny
the atoms so atomy
my pen so leaky
the principal's so freaky
Tree trilly trally
down by the RV

P.s This and the 'But who says rv sucks' was written during chem common test after i finished my paper in half an hour. =D

But who says RV sucks?

The three gates creak, the ceiling leaks
But who says RV sucks?
There's no fresh air nor maidens fair
But who says RV sucks?
The guys are geeky and the girls are freaky
But who says RV sucks?
The sec ones are shrimps while the sec fours stink
But who says RV sucks?
The canteen is pink while the markers have no ink
But who says RV sucks?
The VP is a pimp and the P can't think
But who says RV sucks?
The desks are scratched and the chairs are thatched
But who says RV sucks?
The flushes in the toilets they held a strike
But who says RV sucks?
The nightwatchman is a guy with a pike
But who says RV sucks?
Phantoms scare the maidens fair
But who says RV sucks?
The teachers mostly are huge buffoons
But who says RV sucks?
Blue light flashes and ghosts hold bashes
But who says RV sucks?
Who says RV sucks?
Who?
Who?
^5!!