But who says RV sucks?

The three gates creak, the ceiling leaks
But who says RV sucks?
There's no fresh air nor maidens fair
But who says RV sucks?
The guys are geeky and the girls are freaky
But who says RV sucks?
The sec ones are shrimps while the sec fours stink
But who says RV sucks?
The canteen is pink while the markers have no ink
But who says RV sucks?
The VP is a pimp and the P can't think
But who says RV sucks?
The desks are scratched and the chairs are thatched
But who says RV sucks?
The flushes in the toilets they held a strike
But who says RV sucks?
The nightwatchman is a guy with a pike
But who says RV sucks?
Phantoms scare the maidens fair
But who says RV sucks?
The teachers mostly are huge buffoons
But who says RV sucks?
Blue light flashes and ghosts hold bashes
But who says RV sucks?
Who says RV sucks?
Who?
Who?
^5!!