Tuesday, June 29, 2004

5 Minute Skit

At bus stop

Me: Where's the stupid bus?

Sun: *glares*

Weird guy: *crosses roed towards bus stop*

Me: This is so sucky.

Bench: Creak.. groan..

Weird guy: *Sits on other end of bench*

Bench: CreAK!

Weird guy's heels: drum drum drum.. drumdrumdrumdrum.. drum drum

Bench pole: *thock* ow. *thock* ow. *thock* Ow. *thock* oW. *thock* OW. *thock* Owwwww..

Me: AHH!! Earthquake! earthquake! quake! ake! ke! e!

Bench: OMGSTOPPITYOUIDIOTAHHH *Thock*OW*thock*ow*thock*OWW

Weird guy: *cranes neck*

Neck: Crick.

Weird guy: *Leans forward*

Bench: *Leans forward*

Me: wuh?

Weird guy: *leans backward*

Bench: *leans backward*

Me: ugh...urh..

Weird guy: *leans backward forward backward forward..*

Bench: I'm getting seasick..

Me: benchsick.

Bench: Want to kick him off.

Me: agreed.

Bus: Rumble rumble. Here I am!

Me: took you long enough. urp..

Bus: get in.

Weird guy: *shakes leg* *scratches head* *drumdrumdrumdrumdrum*

Bench: Ow.ow.ow.owowowowowowowowowowow.

Me: bye.

Bench: you got it easy, girl.

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so chim, what is that supposed to mean.. as i psychiatrist i suggest that you eat 2 live toads a day.

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